daydreamer.

the secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.
- dali -

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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All the fucking time

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velvetandsatin:

💝


Straight up acrobatics. Crazy.

velvetandsatin:

💝

Straight up acrobatics. Crazy.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Stealing Food [x]

Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives

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fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

ultrafunnypictures:

She sat like this for a good ten minutes, and couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard

ultrafunnypictures:

She sat like this for a good ten minutes, and couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard

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Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

hifructosemag:

Currently on view at Gauntlet Gallery in San Francisco is “Au9usto” — as the title suggests, a playful group show featuring nine artists with a penchant for experimentation. There’s the dark surrealism of Wednesday Kirwan, a fully-functional guillotine sculpture by Sam Lamott and heavily tattooed vintage celebrity portraits by Cheyenne Randall. Bennett Slater offers an irreverent take on neo-Classicism, Justin Hopkins distorts perspectives and Rebecca Adams takes us into a Richter-esque time warp. Take a look at some of the works in the show on Hi-Fructose and catch the exhibition on view through September 20.

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sassy-rising-angel:

castielonfire:

ducksareinsane:

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

amen.

And the money to buy what I wanna wear

And actually the size to wear what I wanna wear

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suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

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panarriqueno:

sizvideos:

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Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

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